User:Bella8991

I'm DARK when you're BRIGHT.

You're BRIGHT when I'm DARK.

I CRY when you SMILE.

You SMILE when I CRY.

I get EMBARRASSED when you get CONFIDENT.

You get CONFIDENT when I get EMBARRASSED.

I'm JEALOUS when you're LUCKY.

You're LUCKY when I'm JEALOUS.

I hope I'll be the OPPOSITE at the end of my life.

You hope that you'll NOT be the opposite at the end of your life.

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Turn on the door.

Open the light.

Close the light.

Turn off the door.

WHATCHA BE TALKING ABOUT?

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DON'T DROP THAT DURKA DURKA BRO.
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THE WEIRDEST SCENARIOS EVER
Customer: I'd like a cheese sandwich please.

Clerk: Would you like the large $5.00, the medium $3.00, or the small $2.00?

Customer: Medium $3.00.

*customer gives money*

*clerk takes money and goes to the back to make the sandwich*

Customer: Wasn't he going to put the money in the cash register?

*clerk comes out*

Clerk: Here's your cheese sandwich.

Customer: Thank you.


 * customer looks in bag and sees the $3.00 between two bread slices

Customer: Wow.

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